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Cheapskates eagerly await introduction of PS4 SharePlay
Stingy penny pinchers have reacted with delight to the news that as of today they will be able to play other people’s video games completely free of charge via the PS4’s new SharePlay function. With...
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Bungie to start charging Destiny players for other things they already own
With gamers still reeling from the discovery that Destiny’s pricey expansion The Dark Below is at least partially contained on the retail disc, Bungie today risked adding further fuel to the fire after...
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Microsoft and Nintendo to offer new health-focussed Smart Devices for idiots
Microsoft and Nintendo hope that their upcoming health-focussed smart devices will help the millions of people that have no fucking clue how to look after themselves. Announced today, the Microsoft...
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David Blaine to begin gruelling download of Halo: The Master Chief...
David Blaine, the illusionist famous for his incredible feats of human endurance, has announced his intention to download Halo: The Master Chief Collection’s gargantuan day one patch. Available today...
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Just kill me, says DriveClub
Sony’s troubled racing game has begged its creators to end its miserable existence. The title has said it cannot face another day after realizing that it will never be the sprawling, open-world racer...
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Microsoft reveals Halo 5 actually a Christian boy band
Microsoft today confirmed that Halo 5 would in fact be a boy band comprising of five happy-go-lucky hunks with silky smooth voices and a love of god in their hearts, not the first person shooter many...
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Assassin’s Creed Unity powered by PowerPoint, says Ubisoft
Following a barrage of criticism concerning the abysmal framerate of Assassin’s Creed Unity, Ubisoft was today forced to admit that the game is powered by PowerPoint 2003. Initial reviews of the much...
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That’s just what the old days were like, says Ubisoft
Ubisoft has insisted that randomly falling through the ground, collapsing into impossible positions and having your face completely vanish were actually extremely common occurrences at the time of the...
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Gamers to boycott all future Ubisoft games, except maybe Far Cry 4
Still reeling from the Assassin’s Creed Unity fiasco, a number of gamers have sworn to boycott all future Ubisoft games without exception, except maybe Far Cry 4. Those taking part in the boycott hope...
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Burying crappy games in the desert now a viable marketing strategy say...
With news that a cache of Atari games previously buried in the New Mexico desert are selling for up to $1500 a piece on Ebay, video game publishers are rushing to adopt the hot new marketing technique...
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